March 31, 2011

Don't leave the bed

I don't know how to unleash my boredom when I have done nothing but to spam ppl on facebook. =(
doesn't give me any form of satisfaction if I can't get replies.

So here I'm to evaporize the remaining caffeine residue in my body which this is the critical moment where I would start talking really quick but all are filled with meaningless shit that would harm pleaple's self esteem, dinner, meal, hobby, sleep, nap and so much more important expect of life!

SO
I'm here....
To ease my boredom
by scolding myself!
AMAZING!

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You stupid klutz! Do you even know how to take care of yourself?
I mean seriously, slicing 3 fingers in a week time is some sort of achievement because it just screams out HOW STUPID YOU ARE TO BE ON THE SAME BLOODIE MISTAKE TWICE!

Have you heard the song that goes something like..... shame on you if you fool me once, shame on me if you fool me twice.........leanrn rimes?

BUT GETTING A FINGER CUT
IS AN ACT OF A FOOL FOR THE FIRST TIME BECAUSE ITS CARELESSNESS
AND GETTING two fingers cut twice
IS A CRIME FOR a 20 YEARS OLD BECAUSE YOU DID IT!

of all place to cut it got to cut at the edge of all my fingers on the left hand......
Actually I'm pretty worried if this is some bad luck day for me
I woke up late...
Assignment half done...
Read the wrong notes....
cut all the right fingers.....
sleepy all at the wrong time....
and almost got myself killed on the highway.

Its like....
I'm at the doorstep of hell......
Waiting for the door to slip open by accident and i fall in because i feel asleep on the door instead of the wall....

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IMAGINE IF WE CAN ALL CONSUME PLASTIC
How cool would it be for a scientist to create some digestive juice suitable for digesting plastic in within our body!
THEN WE CAN CLEAN THE WORLD UP LIKE..... LIKE DINASOUR WHO DOES POPULATION CONTROL! He chew on other animals so that the world won't be so heavy!

But I think because the earth favourite animal's species go eaten as well, so the earth mengamuk and killed all the dinasours in hate......

To ensure no more smart arse population control crap happens again....
Instead of giving human really sharp teeth like how god has given to dinasour, human are made with really blunt teeth, sometimes uglyly structured like mine so we can only consume in limited amount!
Instead on emphasizing on the capability to eat, god made sex drive in human to distract them when they are hungry for canabilism act!

So instead of population control, god made everyone itching for some sexy time and BOOM! NEW BATCH OF HUMANS!
This process goes on and on and no one even noticed that the earth is laughing at all these mass human production!

But i think the earth eventually noticed that population control and over population also cannot be a good thing cause when human start over populating, they start chopping down the earth's hair (aka his trees) to make beds for more sexy time!
OBVIOUSLY after sometime the earth will get furious over the unotified balding session and start going crazy because of a bad hair cut day!

HE THROWS IN HUMAN CONDITIONER (human fertilizer ) by making the nature goes banstreak on human and make them all BARBIE DOLLS! (frozen dead human)

I don't know how to spell banstreak. If u get what i wanna write in that mispelling...
I'm really tired actually and I think i should start reading my script for my assignment.....


<3 Life is a lil weirder on lack of sleep lane

March 30, 2011

It is worth the 92k

I honestly think internet has made wonders these days to confuse people's mind.

Last time you think you could rely on the media for the latest news and reliable updates....
Today it is a little harder to source for reliable truth...
Besides the fact that there are many restriction, self censorship and dark knight behind every media firm, there are people out there who actually dedicate themselves to make sites that looks like a real newspaper and make you believe the bullshit they shower you with is TRUTH!

Today my mom came up to me and said Justin Bieber is actually a 51 years old...
For a second there I think my heart skipped a beat as I smiled like a fool in disbelieve.
THE CHILD STAR IS DOOMEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
But I will be wasting my 92k in taylors studying about mass communication if I don't ask.....

"How you know about it?"

It is not like I'm unhappy about him being a total freak of nature but I just need to be sure that I'm happy for the truth, not a haox.

She further clarified that she saw it on the news website her friend showed her.... GOT VIDEO COVERAGE SOMEMORE!
It sounded a lil fishy but I flew straight to my laptop as I googled for Justin Bieber 51 years old in Washington Post.

Not relevant...

ok..
TIMES!

Not relevant....

Ok screw the media choices....

Google: Justin Bieber 51 years old.....
Sources available for the above news: Answer Yahoo, Youtube, Some onion shit.........


D: FACE PALM**

I walked down to my mom and explained the whole misunderstanding....
For a second there she actually doubted me.... So I further explained...

"Mom, if a 4 grammy award winner who is also every little girls' idol isn't featured in BBC, CNN, Washington post or The Star when he is caught being the freak of nature, it can't be true. Sadly, it can't be true..."

The likeliness for someone so famous with such high news value is filtered out of the prominent newspaper front cover with such story is almost 0%.
And if I don't hear it from facebook, its 100% none existence.

Noticed everything I wrote above, sounds like I'm writing the answer for my assignment?
GREAT!
All the time and money spent on my college is finally paying off!

I used 92k (The price for my Degree) to uncover the truth behind this haox which I can easily know through facebook newsfeed....


D:
D:
D:


I need more signs that tells me my future is brighter than they way it seems now....
Where will I end up to be 3 years later?

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Well the bright side is, at least now I recognize a few newspapers... =D
ummmmmmmmm
Which i should have by the age of 15......
HMMMMMMMMM

March 29, 2011

End of Production.

Imagine this scenario.
You silenced any possible sound pollution in your house, prepared enough drinking water and found yourself a good sitting position.

Seemingly well organized preparation right?
All is ready as you rest your arse on the sit, only to realized one problem.

Your brain sent your subconscious mind a message, as if every organ in your body has the life of their own and now u are talking to your brain.
It tells you.....

"I'm out of brain juice. This is the end of production. Will be back after restocked. Please wait patiently."

And your brain just doesn't move as your stare blankly on the empty microsoft word document which is supposed to filled with a 15% worth of assignment.
Your brain, is on leave.
Get it?
It doesn't function to produce.
Similar to human's right.
This is called, brain's right.

Do you believe that?
I think in modern age, we call this stoning.
I experienced it 24 hours a day.




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I'm dead

Worst timing for blogging

Hi Guys!
=D Keng Sein here, finally reporting herself to her blogging duty on the most irrelevant chosen time.
Why irrelevant?
Well it is firstly, 12.09am in dear Malaysia and I'm rushing my arse off doing 4 assignments at the same time.
Secondly, I'm only blogging because I'm so busy. :P When I'm free I rarely find the commitment towards my blog. Odd but sad.


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Short post I promise.
Now I wanna talk about a severe procrastination syndrome I observed in myself.
This semester going to be one hell for me because the workload is definitely doubled up and judging by the updated version of my procrastination skills, I look like I'm going for a very bad downfall.

BUT FRED NOT! Even if all pimples were to conquer mother earth (my forehead), I will try my level best to make sense out of all these hectic senseless rush in assignment and race for what I hope to see, the light at the end of the tunnel before I burn the tracks for some fire from within ^^

Today I'm gonna attempt a very risky act for my assignments,
I shall enforce the
quantity > quality theory.
Where information are researched at the highest speed and there will be lack of filtration in the documents.
This is to ensure in within 5 hours I manage to complete 4 assignments and leave the rest of the days to tidy up the unfiltered notes. =D

Risk predicted: Ended up getting nothing done.
Progress expected: All assignments will reach to phrase 2 in progress, where they are all going somewhere besides scratch ^^

I shall blog about it when I'm done.
Do or Die situation!


Oh ps readers; found my other half :P