September 19, 2009

I slept when I was in the car. And it banged.

**BANG**
My body launch forward waking me up from my terrible 5 second nap....

What have I done???
(please ignore all the dramatic way of explaining.. this is real!)

I smashed and hit on the car ahead when I was doozing off in my car...
Before I could register what happen and what to do...
The owner of the car ahead walked out of his car furiously..
Look at his car.. Look at me.. Look at his car.. and walk to me..

Crap... When I was about to open my door to get out.. He walked pass me and to my bumper.. Took down my car number and details, walk pass me again and said
"I will report this to the police."

I was still blur of what to do and how to react when he walked back into the car...My mind was preoccupied with the thought of...
  • Damn why didn't I sleep for the pass 29 hours....
  • Sob.. I shouldn't be sleeping.. but I was out of control..
  • Police station? What will happen to my licence??
  • Will this car burst into pieces...
  • WHAT WOULD MY MOM SAY...
  • great who should I call now
  • Hmmm I wonder if satya could help...
  • But my mom would know sooner of later... God..
  • Can the man just take my bribe..
  • Crap.. my wallet only have RM15 left...
  • Great.. What about credit card??? WEEEEE
  • Omg.. I didn't bring my credit car..
  • Fuck... I hate driving...

My thoughts was interrupted when the man ahead suddenly came out of the car, telling me to follow him.

Back to my thoughts...

  • Great now he want to bring me to police station straight...
  • Now I got to call my dad.. No choice dy.. Screw it..
  • Why am I in bangsar village??

Apparently, he didn't just not send me to the police station, he directed me to a mamak in bangsar village where we talk about how to settle the situation. We successfuly negotiated to settle this without the police knowing and as soon as possible. He suggested me to keep my car there in bangsar village while he brought me back to my dad to make sure we don't get lost. He was really nice in handling the situation. Trust me, I was about to burst into tears when I was there in the mamak when he did all the talking...

After accountering with him. I noticed he is a very nice uncle. Really really nice. How often you have your nice new car smashed by another person and you tell her it's alright because car are just another form of material, we don't have make a fight out of it. He even told me about the experience of being angry in this whole matter and stuff. He was so understanding and nice to me.... Making the overly stressed me to not cry at all... It was really uncomfortable in that situation because I depended on him to bring me to my dad's office using gprs and also bring me back to the place to get my car and direct me out of the place..


Hopefully next time when I drive and I got into this type of situation when I became the victim, I will keep a cool head and handle this professionally. In the weirdest way, I'm thankful I encountered him and no one else. Imagine if it was gangster? God, you are very nice to me. Thank you. I learnt my lesson well...

September 17, 2009

I can't be so stubborn

Before I go on killing myself with 4 books that I need to digest in the next 12 hours..


I need to apologies for my lack of consumerism attidude and for not giving Croc.Inc a benefit of a doubt...

Alright.. I'm referring to my previous post http://genuinegesture.blogspot.com/2009/08/so-what-is-crocs-today.html that I have written on Crocs genuine shoes's on the street...

The "apparent" truth is out...
http://thestar.com.my/lifestyle/story.asp?file=/2009/9/7/lifeliving/4640755&sec=lifeliving

The Star newspaper has already announced and clerified for Croc.inc that the crocs that has been selling like hot cakes in Pasar Malam are completely.

You can refer to http://thestar.com.my/lifestyle/story.asp?file=/2009/9/7/lifeliving/4603134&sec=lifeliving on how to tell a genuine crocs from a fake one...

I made a mistake on shopping..
Guess I lost in the bet I made agaisnt myself in interpreting news..
Why would I suddenly come up with this blog post?
I have been checking out of my nuffnang keyword tracker on how people reach my blog and it's apparently they key in "Crocs in pasar malam" on google to look for me.. weee

I planned not to post about this because I'm too stubborn to admit I'm wrong. This sucks. But I'm not all wrong.. =P that I'm sure.

But my previous blog post was mainly about Croc.inc financial difficulties and the information I provided there are still accurate.. So don't have to start thinking I'm picking up things from mid air to post it up in my blog.. =P

In my humble opinion.. If you have been wearing fake crocs for days and didn't notice it is fake for so long..... Just wear it.. It's still comfortable and affordable.. Just a lot cheaper =D no harm alright..

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Think about this:

The media can tell us just about anything. The accuracy are always doubtable cause after all, it's the journalist who wrote it. They are just people and they aren't god. We read and we think we know it all, psssh, we are being controlled by the media. So this latest news from crocs, are the real? Could the Star be right? You be the judge.

September 15, 2009

If you think rice facial wash is good, you never tried semen XD

"Gah my pimple are growing like weeds on my face! I need help!"

Hey if you have such thoughts or even close...

Don't worry you have SK-2!

"But SK-2 is expensive.. who doesn't know those Rice facial wash is good...."
Muahahhahah! Smart and good reply! I expected that from you! The true secret is semen!


Seme

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I'm not effing with your mind! I'm like super serious with you right now...
Semen do keep your face white and smooth!

"Healthy semen may in fact be not only safe to eat, but actually good for you. Seminal fluid is a veritable nutrient-rich soup. Semen is a source of highly concentrated, high-quality protein. In dietary terms, it's comparable to egg whites or gelatin. " quote from Daniel Slack.
"Semen is good for wrinkles. Semen contains protein which can have a tightening effect on the skin. As the water evaporates, the protein remains, temporarily stretching out fine wrinkles. But when rinsed all goes back to normal." quoted from TomiGion.com

Well at least now we know we can all keep man by ourside for more commercial reasons...
But wait...
If these info are so genuine...
How come there isn't any product which are using sperm as their main ingredient?

HAHA
that is where we are all wrong...
Sperm are indeed used for a certain beauty products!

  • A sperm moisturizer product is famous and publically sold in Mexico! quoted from Ananova
  • Bull semen Hair Conditioner. Click here for more info.
  • "Do you want long, thick, model-like hair with lots of volume and shine without taking a trip to Great Britain? Check Out http://www.kevis.com/ " Quoted from here
  • A Hari's Salon in London offers clients a 45 minute £55 bull semen conditioning treatment. Quoted from the same web above..

Hahaha.. the things you learn from internet.

Keep in mind that only healthy semen are good for your skins.. Technically.. I believe not many guys have it.. xD so don't make risky bets....

Anyway.. It's not like I'm suggesting everyone to go save their money on facial products and even hair conditioner by depending on their guys now... Personally, it's gross and disgusting to even have that thought in mind.. So just do whatever you think is right and don't miss use this informations.. Toodles...

ps: I'm addicted to gossip girls...