September 15, 2009

If you think rice facial wash is good, you never tried semen XD

"Gah my pimple are growing like weeds on my face! I need help!"

Hey if you have such thoughts or even close...

Don't worry you have SK-2!

"But SK-2 is expensive.. who doesn't know those Rice facial wash is good...."
Muahahhahah! Smart and good reply! I expected that from you! The true secret is semen!


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I'm not effing with your mind! I'm like super serious with you right now...
Semen do keep your face white and smooth!

"Healthy semen may in fact be not only safe to eat, but actually good for you. Seminal fluid is a veritable nutrient-rich soup. Semen is a source of highly concentrated, high-quality protein. In dietary terms, it's comparable to egg whites or gelatin. " quote from Daniel Slack.
"Semen is good for wrinkles. Semen contains protein which can have a tightening effect on the skin. As the water evaporates, the protein remains, temporarily stretching out fine wrinkles. But when rinsed all goes back to normal." quoted from TomiGion.com

Well at least now we know we can all keep man by ourside for more commercial reasons...
But wait...
If these info are so genuine...
How come there isn't any product which are using sperm as their main ingredient?

HAHA
that is where we are all wrong...
Sperm are indeed used for a certain beauty products!

  • A sperm moisturizer product is famous and publically sold in Mexico! quoted from Ananova
  • Bull semen Hair Conditioner. Click here for more info.
  • "Do you want long, thick, model-like hair with lots of volume and shine without taking a trip to Great Britain? Check Out http://www.kevis.com/ " Quoted from here
  • A Hari's Salon in London offers clients a 45 minute £55 bull semen conditioning treatment. Quoted from the same web above..

Hahaha.. the things you learn from internet.

Keep in mind that only healthy semen are good for your skins.. Technically.. I believe not many guys have it.. xD so don't make risky bets....

Anyway.. It's not like I'm suggesting everyone to go save their money on facial products and even hair conditioner by depending on their guys now... Personally, it's gross and disgusting to even have that thought in mind.. So just do whatever you think is right and don't miss use this informations.. Toodles...

ps: I'm addicted to gossip girls...

10 comments:

ahKOK said...

sperms for facial....omg... facial treatement naturally by guys haha

Anonymous said...

interesting, semen facial???? o.m.g! in brazil if im not mistaken, they have the game call bukake, free semen from guys for face. LOL

inkish27 said...

I tot bukake is Japanese...XD nvm nvm

Jo-Yee said...

now i've seen everything. ;)

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SpiKy9007 said...

I always thought my Biology lecture was joking with us, who knows there's really something like this out there !!!

P/S: Season 3 is out. "You know you love me, xoxo, Gossip Girls." XD

Josiah & Renae; said...

omgosh for reals?

dropped by! ;D

Aidi-Safuan said...

for real???!!!hahaha

love it~

Kevin Chan said...

I always knew the Japanese got that right. (:

"I" the writer said...

No wonder most of the Japanese girl's faces are damn white ;)

AndyViciousCycle said...

HAHAHAHAHA

I'm a fan of this blog now.